Snow Shovels

I'm still hurting from the snow shoveling from the last two years. To prepare for the next "worst winter ever", I'm researching my options for snow removal. Check out a few of my favorites:

This beast from Grivel combines the agility of lightweight plastic with the raw ice-breaking power of steel. Verdict: I'll hurt myself.

The Wovel is certainly innovative--but it comes at a price ($150). Verdict: Not manly enough. Too expensive.

The Rolling Shovel sounds too good to be true. Look at that HUGE mountain of snow she's rolling away without even breaking a sweat. Verdict: Yeah, right.

Now we're talking!!! The geniuses at RP Innovations said to hell with manual labor! Enter--the PlowBoat. Why not plow snow from the warmth of your home while sipping a nice hot cup of coffee? Verdict: I'll break it like every other RC toy I've ever owned :(

Who doesn't need a 4WD V8 snowblower? This monster will make short work of my driveway AND my entire street! Verdict: I don't want the EPA paying me any special visits.


Who am I kidding? I already know how my snow is getting plowed this year. Verdict: Another year of back-breaking work.